Thursday, September 27, 2007

Top 11 Things For Green Bay Fans To Do In The Twin Cities This Weekend

11. Fall out of hotel window

10. Bitch about how the beer is less expensive in Menomonee Falls

9. Join Minnesotans in chanting "Vikings suck"

8. Visit the Walker Art Center, take in a play at the Guthrie, roller blade around the Chain of Lakes, and attend Mass at the St. Paul Cathedral

8. Drink all of the Lysol at the local Walgreens

7. Try to hypnotize Zygi Wilf into giving Brad Childress a lifetime contract

6. Delude themselves into thinking the Packers could beat the Steelers, Colts, or Patriots

5. Wear Brett Favre jerseys for forty-eight hours straight

4. Take personal credit for Brett Favre's records (except for most interceptions in NFL history)

3. Tell everyone they see what great fans they are

2. Shower

1. Assume wide stances in airport bathroom stalls


Blogger LearnedFoot said...

"Bitch about how the beer is less expensive in Menomonee Falls"

Having come from Menomonee Falls, I can verify this fact.

Otherwise, I will not be bated.

Enjoy your Grain Belt!

1:12 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

Good thing you crossed out that original number 8, guys. We cheeseheads don't like modern art that doesn't involve liberal use of Point beer bottles and Patrick Cudahy Hamdingers. And our most famous modern artist was probably Ed Gein, too.

2:46 PM  

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