Top 11 Reasons the Sex Pistols are Reuniting
11. Comforted by the fact that no matter how bad their show is, they will still look more dignified than Britney Spears
10. Disgusted with the sorry state of today’s anarchists
9. Finally hope to stop all those pleading e-mails from JB Doubtless
8. Mitch Berg agreed to sit in on bag pipes
7. Jealous that the Led Zeppelin reunion inspired a rare Nihilist post
6. People were starting to mind the Bullocks again
5. It's the only way they can satisfy their urge to spit on people without being arrested
4. Staging the reunion to raise awareness of their friend Barry Manillow's fight against Elisabeth Hasselbeck
3. Aged fans hearing is now be so bad, they won't catch on to the fact the band can't play
2. Wanted to set a record for how long a band could milk one decent album
1. Anarchy is great, money is better
10. Disgusted with the sorry state of today’s anarchists
9. Finally hope to stop all those pleading e-mails from JB Doubtless
8. Mitch Berg agreed to sit in on bag pipes
7. Jealous that the Led Zeppelin reunion inspired a rare Nihilist post
6. People were starting to mind the Bullocks again
5. It's the only way they can satisfy their urge to spit on people without being arrested
4. Staging the reunion to raise awareness of their friend Barry Manillow's fight against Elisabeth Hasselbeck
3. Aged fans hearing is now be so bad, they won't catch on to the fact the band can't play
2. Wanted to set a record for how long a band could milk one decent album
1. Anarchy is great, money is better
posted by Sisyphus at 9/19/2007 11:59:00 AM
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Disgusted with the sorry state of today’s anarchists
But what are their thoughts on today's antichrists?
But what are their thoughts on today's antichrists?
ROTTEN: "They don't know what they want, and they don't know how to get it?"
MB: "And about their goals?"
ROTTEN: "They want to build, and to divide!
MB: "Thank you..."
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