Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Negotiations

I see that our brother union over at the Kool-Aid Report has settled, so I decided to open negotiations with the Nihilist.

SISYPHUS: Have you had enough? Ready to cave in to our demands? Give us everything we want and give it to us NOW!

NIGP: You’ll get nothing and LIKE IT!

SISYPHUS: Come on, at least give us the gin.

NIGP: NOTHING. LIKE IT.

SISYPHUS: How about just cutting the Springsteen muzak.

NIGP: No, I like watching JB react when the instrumental version of “Glory Days” comes on.

SISYPHUS: You’re giving us no choice but to continue the strike.

NIGP: So what? You’re posting now more than before you were on strike. And thanks to those picketers you’ve hired, my windshield has never been cleaner.

SISYPHUS: How about you give us nothing, but we DON’T like it?

NIGP: Done.

SISYPHUS: Hah! You caved! You’re the Caveman in Golf Pants! This strike is over!

2 Comments:

Anonymous john f not kerry said...

It figures. Forgotten again. Commenters of the world, unite!

9:30 PM  
Anonymous swiftee said...

A union...a stinkin' union.

[sigh]

Nihilist, I knew it was going to come to this sad end the minute you put up that gruely City Pages logo.

You should've taken that $20.

Now. if you need a thug to clear picket lines..it'll cost you $40.

10:11 PM  

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