I see that our brother union over at the Kool-Aid Report has settled, so I decided to open negotiations with the Nihilist.
SISYPHUS: Have you had enough? Ready to cave in to our demands? Give us everything we want and give it to us NOW!
NIGP: You’ll get nothing and LIKE IT!
SISYPHUS: Come on, at least give us the gin.
NIGP: NOTHING. LIKE IT.
SISYPHUS: How about just cutting the Springsteen muzak.
NIGP: No, I like watching JB react when the instrumental version of “Glory Days” comes on.
SISYPHUS: You’re giving us no choice but to continue the strike.
NIGP: So what? You’re posting now more than before you were on strike. And thanks to those picketers you’ve hired, my windshield has never been cleaner.
SISYPHUS: How about you give us nothing, but we DON’T like it?
NIGP: Done.
SISYPHUS: Hah! You caved! You’re the Caveman in Golf Pants! This strike is over!
2 Comments:
It figures. Forgotten again. Commenters of the world, unite!
A union...a stinkin' union.
[sigh]
Nihilist, I knew it was going to come to this sad end the minute you put up that gruely City Pages logo.
You should've taken that $20.
Now. if you need a thug to clear picket lines..it'll cost you $40.
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