Top 11 Reasons Chief Justice Roberts Suffered A Seizure

11. Representing the forces of evil takes its toll on the body

10. Heard Mary Hart's voice on TV

9. Excessive stress of waiting for Sisyphus to post

8. Threatened to spill the beans about Dick Cheney

7. Drank some of the booze supplied at Brian "St. Paul" Ward's bachelor party

6. Spent the day trying to speak logic to the Senate judiciary committee

5. Asked by the White House to correct grammar and syntax in President Bush's latest speach

4. Spent the last month reviewing campaign finance reform documents

3. Saw Hillary naked

2. You'd have a seizure too if you spent all day listening to Ruth Bader Ginsberg

1. Republicans aren't the only ones who can play really dirty tricks