Top 11 Reason Karl Rove Left the White House
11. Wanted to spend more time with his Halliburton stock
10. Decided to devote all his time and energy to courting available cougars Sheryl Crow and Laurie David
9. Recording a rap album that will no doubt be more successful than Troy Hudson's
8. His boss wouldn't let him blog at work
7. Offered a lucrative endorsement deal for Devil's Food Cake
6. Angry that Laura Bush banned animal sacrifices in the White House
5. Feared that his hypnotization of Patrick Fitzgerald may be wearing off
4. Converted to Mormonism and will be busy door-knocking
3. Bet Cheney 10,000 shares of Halliburton that he could get Paris Hilton elected to Congress
2. Couldn't bear to go on knowing Charlie Sheen disapproves of his performance
1. Bush wouldn't let him wear the dead Iraqi girl's skull on his shoulder anymore
10. Decided to devote all his time and energy to courting available cougars Sheryl Crow and Laurie David
9. Recording a rap album that will no doubt be more successful than Troy Hudson's
8. His boss wouldn't let him blog at work
7. Offered a lucrative endorsement deal for Devil's Food Cake
6. Angry that Laura Bush banned animal sacrifices in the White House
5. Feared that his hypnotization of Patrick Fitzgerald may be wearing off
4. Converted to Mormonism and will be busy door-knocking
3. Bet Cheney 10,000 shares of Halliburton that he could get Paris Hilton elected to Congress
2. Couldn't bear to go on knowing Charlie Sheen disapproves of his performance
1. Bush wouldn't let him wear the dead Iraqi girl's skull on his shoulder anymore
posted by Sisyphus at 8/13/2007 12:00:00 PM
1 Comments:
Overseeing construction of the new Death Star.
Shamelessly stolen from another site that I can't quite remember.
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