Top 11 Learnings From: Drunk Driving Over the Limit / Under Arrest Ad
11. Never fill your car up to mid-window level with whatever alcoholic beverage you are drinking
10. The US Department of Transportation is racist and sexist, as no minorities or women are depicted as lawbreakers
9. Although the guy awash in sloe gin fizzies may be a homosexual
8. That voice-over guy seems really sure of himself
7. The second guy probably got arrested because he was paying more attention to the olives than the road
6. The guy in the pickup must be really wasted to swerve the entire width of the road while only driving about 15 mph
5. The writer couldn't find 3 different ways to say, "Sir, have you been drinking tonight? Here's one they could have added for variety, "Sir, have been drinking any alcoholic beverages tonight?"
4. Drunk drivers will get a pass on the day after Labor day
3. If we had ads explaining that if you murder someone you will be arrested, then we would have fewer murders
2. If we want safe bridges, we better raise taxes because there is no where in the budget to find any money for their repair
1. I need a drink
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 8/21/2007 09:22:00 PM
3 Comments:
I always watch those and think, "That should be a slam dunk conviction." Then I realize that it's probably not.
What would Mary Jo Kopechne think of these commercials? A few years too late?
I learned that only white men get DWIs and that the KFAN voice over guy actually gets other work.
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