Top 11 Complaints Of Lawyers In The Minnesota Attorney General's Office

11. Forced to look at disturbing Mao-like posters of Mike Hatch every time they step off the elevator

10. Lori Swanson never contributes to office birthday present collections, but always comes for free cake

9. Female lawyers aren't as attractive in real life as they were on Allie McBeal

8. Hatch constantly pacing the halls mumbling to himself: "What kind of moron has never heard of E85?"

7. Must take personal vacation time to attend MoveOn.org rallies

6. No paid holiday for Ralph Nader's birthday

5. Mike Hatch’s daughters trash the cafeteria every take your daughter to work day

4. Constant crank calls from Jeff Johnson.

3. Mike Hatch keeps calling the exterminator because of all the "mice" in the office

2. Mike Hatch keeps complaining that he's still at the office after he presses the "Home" key

1. Never get to prosecute criminals, only businessmen