View Should Be Killed

By now, it's pretty well known that City Pages has stabbed us in the back. We suppose that since we're Minnesota conservatives, they expect that we will react like Governor Pawlenty and the rest of the RINO Republicans in state government. That is, they expect that we will move way to the left, disassociate ourselves from our ideological leaders like David Strom, and beg for their acceptance.

We could play that game. We could create a derivative cartoon of our own. If Gay Bear and ACLU Ferrett can garner an award, imagine our success with Gay Gerbil and ACLU Weasel!

We say no, City Pages. We are not politicians, wanting to be re-elected more than we want to establish our philosophy. Instead, like a blues-influenced rock band, it is time to get back to our roots. Time to channel our frustration into our blogging and come up with the next Brokeback Mountain song parody. Since there isn't currently a gay cowboy movie out now, I will start with a parody the most astonishingly anti-American person I know:

Dumb Liberal Rosie

Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a big lezbo
When she's on "The View"
Oh she really blows
She ain't remotely pretty
Ain't exactly small
I'd like to hit her face with a brick
'Cause she's got no brains at all

How could a woman
Watch a piece of crap like "The View"
Bunch of ugly hags
Pandering to the states that go blue
They tell crappy stories
Bash Bush to the bone
I don't think one of them
Weigh in at less than nineteen stone

They're dumb liberal women
Dumb liberal women
Dumb liberal women
Dumb liberal Rosie
Dumb liberal Rosie
You're a dumb liberal woman

They bash America
Bash it, bash it all hour long
Ahmadinejad
And Hugo Chavez turn them on
Ain't no sense to them
Yapping around the clock
Not logical like guys
Rosie never stops

They're dumb liberal women
Dumb liberal women
Dumb liberal women
Dumb liberal Rosie
Dumb liberal Rosie
You're a dumb liberal woman

SISYPHUS ADDS: Wow, I don't see how Rosie can continue on "The View" after that!