Screwed By City Pages Haiku

City Pages sucks!
Nihilist in Golf Pants is
Best in the Cities!

We were screwed big time.
This blog has by far the best
Top 11 lists.

I have a theory:
A very jealous Mitch Berg
Bribed City Pages.

It may not seem much,
But this best of blog award
Is all we’ve ever got.

Maybe we will win
This big blog award next year
If we learn to draw.

I blame Nihilist –
He had to go and misspell
Sheryl Crow’s first name!