Thursday, November 09, 2006

Top 11 Condolences Given To Mike Hatch

11. It was a real tough year for Democrats

10. Kevin Federline had a worse Tuesday than you

9. Donald Rumsfeld had a worse Wednesday than you

8. You won't have to act happy to see convention-going Republicans in 2008

7. Governors don't get to sue anyone

6. Tim Pawlenty will probably enact your anti-business agenda anyway

5. Fagre and Benson pays top dollar for mean SOB litigators

4. You still have a lot of friends in the local business community

3. The governors mansion has lead in the pipes (at least that's what we believed during the Ventura administration)

2. You don't have to pretend you're not an a-hole anymore

1. You would have won easily if you had asked Clemette Haskins to be your running mate


Anonymous john f not kerry said...

At least you won't have to hear about E85 for another 4 years when you lose again.

2:22 PM  

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