"You So Ugly" Election Contest
Election day is coming soon. Our local DFL seems to believe that ugliness translates into votes. Look at the list of DFL contenders for national office:
Amy Klobuchar - US Senate
Colleen Rowley - US Congress District 2
Patty Wetterling - US Congress District 6
Wendy Wilde - US Congress District 3
If ugliness translated into votes, which one of these contenders would be a shoo-in to win. Just to make things interesting, let's add Senator Hillary Clinton from New York. Her opponent was criticized earlier in the campaign for calling her . . . ugly.
Vote like a Democrat, early and often. Polls close Tuesday.
Amy Klobuchar - US Senate
Colleen Rowley - US Congress District 2
Patty Wetterling - US Congress District 6
Wendy Wilde - US Congress District 3
If ugliness translated into votes, which one of these contenders would be a shoo-in to win. Just to make things interesting, let's add Senator Hillary Clinton from New York. Her opponent was criticized earlier in the campaign for calling her . . . ugly.
Vote like a Democrat, early and often. Polls close Tuesday.
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 11/04/2006 09:15:00 AM
5 Comments:
Michele Bachmann is not only wayyyy hotter than all of them, their collective IQ doesn't even reach hers.
Up in Duluth we have a DFL endorsed candidate who can rival anyone in an ugly contest. Check out Frank Jewell's own promotional picture from his website http://www.frankjewell.com
Whoa! That Frank Jewell has quite a 'stache.
I'm going to have to vote for Colleen Rowley. She looks so familiar, like there might have been a "separated at birth" situation with another famous person? I'm not exactly sure, but I'm guessing maybe "Radar" from M*A*S*H.
Good to see Rowley making a late surge! You go, uh..... girl!
With the exception of Klobo and Hillary- none of those women qualify as "ugly"- only in need of the right hair, makeup, contact lenses, lighting and/or weight loss plan.
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