Sunday, October 29, 2006

Top 11 Ways The Dixie Chicks Have Been Oppressed

Saturday I had the pleasure of sitting in with Brian "St. Paul" Ward and John Hinderacker on the Northern Alliance Radio Network. The Dixie Chicks were a topic of conversation, as they are promoting a new movie, "Shut Up and Sing," which opens this week in theaters. Of course, they are claiming this movie documents all the oppression they face for speaking out against Emperor Bush. Here are the top 11 ways they are being oppressed:

11. Good bands and one-hit wonders alike wouldn't let them cover any quality tunes, so they were stuck recording Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide."

10. Disenfranchised as voters, as George Bush was re-elected over their objections.

9. Red Cross refused to accept their offer of a $1 million donation.

8. Never inducted into the country music hall of fame.

7. Forced to endure Learned Foot's posting on their blog.

6. NBC refused to run an ad for their movie.

5. Entertainment Weekly forced them to cover their titties when they appeared "nude" on the cover.

4. Weren't invited to perform as guests in Hayseed Dixie's album, "A Hillbilly Tribute to AC/DC."

3. Almost never receive radio airplay outside of 1,000 country music stations.

2. In an interview with Howard Stern, he refused to include them his perverted sexual fantasies.

1. Wikipedia entry on them references the fact that some men find Natalie Maines to be a bit chunky.


Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Ah, the Dixie Chicks. A few girls with some talent (no denying) who thought it had to be all about them. Insulting your fan base is never a good move (right Glen Mason?), but the Chicks just blew right past that idea to an all-out feud with Toby Keith, a man whose patriotic songs have inspired many to remember exactly what it is our armed services are there for. So go ahead girls, and keep whining. The left just loves whiners!

7:00 AM  
Anonymous borat-fan said...

it seems the socialist gov of spain has joined the antidixie opression too because i havent heard anything about them

3:39 PM  

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