Saturday, November 04, 2006

Top 11 "You So Ugly Jokes"

A reader e-mails that they didn't get the Redd Foxx reference in a recent post. Mister Foxx was a hilarious comedian best known for his TV role as Fred G. Sanford. As Sanford, Foxx would often insult his sister-in-law with "You So Ugly Jokes." Here are my top 11 "You So Ugly" punchlines (note that before each punchline you should read "You So Ugly..."):

11. I could stick your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

10. I could stick your face in the freezer and make an ugly cicle.

9. You'd better not go to the zoo because they'd never let you out.

8. Homing pigeons would refuse to come back to you.

7. When you walk into a bank they turn off the cameras.

6. George W. Bush wants to use your face to promote abstinence.

5. You could model for death threats.

4. When you were born, the doctor slapped your mama.

3. Any sex with you is doggie style.

2. Your mama had to get drunk to breast feed.

1. Babies literally play peek-a-boo with you. First they peek, then they boo.

4 Comments:

Anonymous john f not kerry said...

When you were a kid they had to hang a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

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Blogger sequel said...

so ugly yo mamma had to feed you from the next room with a slingshot.

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