Top 11 Celebrity Couples Most Likely To Become The Third Big Break Up

11. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

10. Elton John and that gay guy

9. Michele Bachmann and her loser husband

8. Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn

7. Courtney Cox and David Arquette

6. Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham

5. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

4. Donald Trump and Melania Knauss

3. Natalie Portman and whatever loser she is currently dating

2. Tom Cruise and whoever he is claiming to be impregnating

1. Scarlett Johansson and that loser who was in that Pearl Harbor movie