BREAKING NEWS (updated)
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Britney Spears and K-Fed are splitting up. Repeat: Britney Spears and K-Fed are splitsville. More details as events warrant.
UPDATE:
Was it embarrassment over K-FedÂs embarrassing rap career that led Britney to dump her talentless hubby? Reports indicate that K-fed had to do some big time begging to keep NYCÂs Webster Hall club frocancelingng his sparsely attended gig. Way to kick a man when heÂs down Britney. Not very classy.
UPDATE 2:
Still nothing on CNN about the breakup. No wonder they're tanking in the ratings.
UPDATE 3:
ÂIRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCESÂ Â that is what MSNBC is reporting as the grounds for divorce. Britney is asking for custody of their two children. No word yet on how much K-Fed will be asking for in spousal supporUPDATE
UDATE 4:
Say what you will about Britney, but she has the best website on semi-conductor physics on the internet.
UPDATE 5:
MEDIA ALERT: I will be on AM1280 the Patriot tonight with the NARN crew to discuss the Brit-Fed breakup. Internet stream available here.
UPDATE 6:
MEDIA ALERT: My appearance tonight on the Patriot has been cancelled.
UPDATE 7:
Do celebrity breakups come in threes? Last week we had Ryan and Reese and now Brit-Fed. Who will be the third couple? Tune in later tonight for the top 11 celebrity couples most likely to become number three.
NIHILIST ADDS:
The MSM appears to have their priorities wrong again. This is clearly the most important event facing our nation today. As for the top 11 couples likely to be #3, it will likely be one of the six remaining couples from my January celebrity breakup prediction.
Britney Spears and K-Fed are splitting up. Repeat: Britney Spears and K-Fed are splitsville. More details as events warrant.
UPDATE:
Was it embarrassment over K-FedÂs embarrassing rap career that led Britney to dump her talentless hubby? Reports indicate that K-fed had to do some big time begging to keep NYCÂs Webster Hall club frocancelingng his sparsely attended gig. Way to kick a man when heÂs down Britney. Not very classy.
UPDATE 2:
Still nothing on CNN about the breakup. No wonder they're tanking in the ratings.
UPDATE 3:
ÂIRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCESÂ Â that is what MSNBC is reporting as the grounds for divorce. Britney is asking for custody of their two children. No word yet on how much K-Fed will be asking for in spousal supporUPDATE
UDATE 4:
Say what you will about Britney, but she has the best website on semi-conductor physics on the internet.
UPDATE 5:
MEDIA ALERT: I will be on AM1280 the Patriot tonight with the NARN crew to discuss the Brit-Fed breakup. Internet stream available here.
UPDATE 6:
MEDIA ALERT: My appearance tonight on the Patriot has been cancelled.
UPDATE 7:
Do celebrity breakups come in threes? Last week we had Ryan and Reese and now Brit-Fed. Who will be the third couple? Tune in later tonight for the top 11 celebrity couples most likely to become number three.
NIHILIST ADDS:
The MSM appears to have their priorities wrong again. This is clearly the most important event facing our nation today. As for the top 11 couples likely to be #3, it will likely be one of the six remaining couples from my January celebrity breakup prediction.
posted by Sisyphus at 11/07/2006 03:34:00 PM
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Help save Britney's marriage. Write to your Congressman and ask him to support the Defense of Britney's Marriage Act.
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