Top 11 Shocking Revelations From Tonight's "Exclusive" Matt Lauer Interview With Britney Spears

11. She will follow the celebrity trend and give birth to the next kid in an impoverished, Third World place: Kentwood, Louisiana

10. You can get a great deal on cartons of Salem Lights at Wal-Mart

9. Those "Whoops I Did It Again" jokes are starting, just starting, to get a little old

8. K-Fed is not real good at Trivial Pursuit

7. Those car seats instructions are so complicated

6. Babies are cute and tiny

5. It's a lot more fun eating every day at the Waffle House buffet than it is dieting and exercising

4. Madonna's breath smells like bacon

3. K-Fed's breath smells like vodka, cigarettes, and Cool Ranch Doritos

2. Yes, you can nurse through implants

1. Global warming is the biggest threat to planet earth, followed by those illegal aliens from Mars