Sunday, June 11, 2006

Top 11 Seminars At The Yearly Kos Convention In Las Vegas

11. The Latest in Tin Foil Hat Technology

10. Genghis Khan, Ivan the Terrible, Nero, and Attila the Hun – Bush Isn’t Just Worse Than Hitler

9. Endorsing Republicans: A New Strategy for Electoral Success

8. How to Win At Blackjack in the Age of Bush/Cheney

7. Panel Discussion: Which Unelectable Candidate Should We Support for President In ‘08

6. Pig Latin: The Key to Foiling NSA Surveillance

5. How To Explain To Your Cocktail Waitress That Your Tireless Blogging In Support Of An Increased Minimum Wage and Universal Health Care Is Actually More Valuable To Them Than A Tip

4. The Nude Protest and Other Methods of Enticing Bill Clinton to Attend Your Event For Free

3. How to Fool People into Thinking You’re Not Nuts

2. Fuck: The Magical Word That Wins All Arguments

1. Americans Are Stupid: Why Our Intelligence, Charm, and Good Looks Are Not Recognized By the American Public

9 Comments:

Blogger M.A. said...

Shorter Nihilist: I'm disappointed that Yearly Kos turned out to be a gathering of nice, civil, moderate liberals, so I'll make fun of the raving lefties I expected them to be.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Rick said...

...moderate liberals.

What the fuck?.

Hey, that really did win my point!

Cordially...

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

m.a.'s comment suggests there should be a 12th seminar: "Humor: What it is and how to get some."

1:33 PM  
Blogger M.A. said...

Shorter Anonymous: Nihilist In Golf Pants is the funniest political humorist since the guy who invented French Surrender jokes.

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Yearly Kos turned out to be a gathering of nice, civil, moderate liberals..."

...which if true, suggests that the most prolific Daily Kos posters were unable to afford the bus fare to Vegas. This, in turn, would explain a lot of the bitterness that pervades the web site itself.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Pauli said...

How about one called "Hurricanes, Gas Prices or Military Scandals? Best ways to assign blame to Bush during the slow or good news cycle."

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Kurt Mudgeon said...

And you folks wonder why...
--You don't win elections...
--You aren't taken seriously (except by your own clique -- and then, only in small doses)..
--Your rant-filled blogs are as widely read (and interesting) as a Montgomery Wards catalog.
Kudos to you, Nihilist. Until these wankers can get a sense of humor about themselves, they deserve all the ridicule you can heap on 'em.
Kurt Mudgeon

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Progressive Ethics( or how not to appear gleeful over military deaths, but reap the benefits)

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Qwinn said...

"I'm disappointed that Yearly Kos turned out to be a gathering of nice, civil, moderate liberals"

...who gave -Joe Wilson- not one but TWO standing ovations and referred to him as an "American Hero".

Considering the truckloads of evidence that the man is a complete and utter fraud, and that he derailed the entire national conversation for months in order to serve himself and a partisan witchhunt over nothing, the only way someone can consider him a "hero" is if they consider fraud to be irrelevant as long as it's in the interests of screwing over your political opponents.

Sorry, but there's nothing "nice", "civil" OR "moderate" about that.

Qwinn

10:29 PM  

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