Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Top 11 Ways Karl Rove Celebrated His Non-Indictment

11. Went down to C.I.A. Headquarters and asked people their names just to see their reactions

10. A round of golf with Bill Clinton

9. Invented a victory frog-walk dance and performed it in front of Joe Wilson

8. Demanded an explanation for why Charles Schumer wasn’t charged with illegally obtaining Michael Steele’s credit report

7. A bracing trip to Iraq

6. Dropped hints around Cheney about his “heart-to-heart talks” with Fitzgerald

5. Called up reporters and told them (not for attribution) that Tipper Gore is C.I.A

4. Bought more Halliburton stock

3. Went down to the NSA and listened in on Brad and Angelina’s phone calls from Namibia

2. Sent a case of tin foil party hats to MoveOn.org

1. Taunting phone call to Scooter Libby


Anonymous Socal Bill said...

12. Invited Valerie Plame over for some delicious yellow cake dessert.

11:59 PM  
Blogger Pauli said...

Ha, ha, 12 is the funniest, sorry.

Dang! Wanted to register "roveon.org" but it's already been taken. Non-operational, though.

2:17 PM  

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