Top 11 Upcoming Nick Coleman Columns (with links to their inspiration)

11. Where are the White Castles in Bush’s Post-War Plans for Afghanistan?
10. Bush and Cheney Should be Ashamed of Themselves for Posing in Nazi Costumes
9. Barbara Bush Admits Holocaust Profiteering
8. Bush Dressing Like Napoleon
7. I Just Can’t Believe How Fixated Republicans are on the Size of their Genitals
6. The Bush-Cheney Forest Fire Prevention Cure is Worse than the Disease
5. The Long National Nightmare is Over
4. Bush Family Shows True Colors in Christmas Card
3. We Need a President Who Knows Stuff -- Like the Difference Between the Pope and the Dalai Lama
2. Even Little Iraqi Kids Hate Bush’s Troops in Iraq
1. Giant Cross Has No Place On Top Of White House