Say It Ain't So, Rafi!

Can the suspension of Rafael Palmiero really come as a surprise to anyone?

I scoured the web to try to find a picture of him with his wife, but came up empty. Trust me when I say she is a beautiful woman. I would imagine she could get just about any healthy man in the mood, yet Rafi proudly announces that he pops a viagra before getting intimate with her.

Rafi is a guy who hit a mere 47 home runs in his first five years in the big leagues, then juiced up to the point where he hits more than 500 homers over his next 14 years.

There are only two conclusions one can possibly reach. Either steroids cause erectile dysfunction or Rafi is the kind of guy who is always searching for a chemical to provide him with a little something extra.