Top 11 Creative Financing Ideas for Air America
11. Fencing candy stolen from babies.
10. Renting out homeless shelters for raves.
9. Smuggling untaxed cigarettes into Minnesota.
8. Importing olive oil from Sicily.
7. Using Air America’s bank accounts to help corrupt Nigerian government officials sneak embezzled funds out of the country.
6. Selling phony draft deferments to gullible left-wing college students.
5. Opening an Air America donut shop across the street from Michael Moore’s apartment.
4. Setting up a brothel catering to conservatives who have a thing for Janeane Garofalo.
3. Smuggling illegal aliens across the Rio Grande.
2. Stealing Howard Dean’s medication and selling it on the street.
1. Selling bumper stickers accusing Bush of being corrupt.
10. Renting out homeless shelters for raves.
9. Smuggling untaxed cigarettes into Minnesota.
8. Importing olive oil from Sicily.
7. Using Air America’s bank accounts to help corrupt Nigerian government officials sneak embezzled funds out of the country.
6. Selling phony draft deferments to gullible left-wing college students.
5. Opening an Air America donut shop across the street from Michael Moore’s apartment.
4. Setting up a brothel catering to conservatives who have a thing for Janeane Garofalo.
3. Smuggling illegal aliens across the Rio Grande.
2. Stealing Howard Dean’s medication and selling it on the street.
1. Selling bumper stickers accusing Bush of being corrupt.
posted by Sisyphus at 8/01/2005 12:30:00 AM
3 Comments:
How about having Teddy pay his bar tabs around Whasington and giving the cash to crazy Al?
I wondered at my blog why Barbra or some other elite doesn't just write a check. Maybe there's a top eleven list of reasons why not...?
How about creating interesting and entertaining radio that large numbers of ordinary folks will enjoy.
Naw, better to pimp out Janeane.
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