Monday, August 01, 2005

Top 11 Creative Financing Ideas for Air America

11. Fencing candy stolen from babies.
10. Renting out homeless shelters for raves.
9. Smuggling untaxed cigarettes into Minnesota.
8. Importing olive oil from Sicily.
7. Using Air America’s bank accounts to help corrupt Nigerian government officials sneak embezzled funds out of the country.
6. Selling phony draft deferments to gullible left-wing college students.
5. Opening an Air America donut shop across the street from Michael Moore’s apartment.
4. Setting up a brothel catering to conservatives who have a thing for Janeane Garofalo.
3. Smuggling illegal aliens across the Rio Grande.
2. Stealing Howard Dean’s medication and selling it on the street.
1. Selling bumper stickers accusing Bush of being corrupt.

5 Comments:

Anonymous bags75 said...

How about having Teddy pay his bar tabs around Whasington and giving the cash to crazy Al?

8:03 PM  
Blogger R-Five said...

I wondered at my blog why Barbra or some other elite doesn't just write a check. Maybe there's a top eleven list of reasons why not...?

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about creating interesting and entertaining radio that large numbers of ordinary folks will enjoy.

Naw, better to pimp out Janeane.

11:53 AM  
Blogger alberthaanstra said...

Hi Blogger! Ik ben op zoek naar financiering Zou Afab echt zo goed zijn als iedereen beweert? Of kan ik beter zoiets als Geldshop proberen?

Groetjes Albert

10:50 PM  
Blogger albert said...

Albert,
Als je zoekt naar een goede lening, kijk dan eens op beterlenen
Geen onzin, ze doen gewoon wat jij vraagt, en dat doen ze goed.

7:08 AM  

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