Saturday, August 06, 2005

Top 11 Slogans on the New Line of Sisyphus Thongs

I’ve long envied the Kool-Aid Report for marketing their own thong. Well, I’ve now one-upped them by creating my own line of Sisyphus thongs. Here are the top 11 slogans that appear on the various Sisyphus thongs:

11. Sisyphus was here
10. I wish Sisyphus were here
9. If the thong’s a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’
8. I’m with stupid
7. If you can read this you are too close
6. WWSD? *What Would Sisyphus Do?
5. My other thong is a KAR thong
4. I can’t believe the stupid American people have allowed the smirking chimp McHitler Wal-Bush steal two elections so that he can enrich Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and the fat cats at Halliburton who tricked America into believing that Saddam Hussein was an evil terrorist who had WMDs so they could steal the oil from Afghanistanto enrich their friends at Halliburton who are evil, like Dick Cheney, who will kill me if he were to run for President because Karl Rove would then steal the election for him so that he can leak the names of more covert CIA agents to the press to kill patriotic civil servants whose only crime is revealing the lies of the stupid chimp
and his draft dodging chicken hawk blood for oil traders (available only in size Helen Thomas)
3. Property of the Sisyphus
2. Smokin’ hot for a better Minnesota
1. Honk if you heart Sisyphus

CLARIFICATION: Based on a comment by Doug, and this post by EckerNet, I guess I should clarify: These thongs are intended for female (including Helen Thomas) use only.


Anonymous Jo said...

Clearly if # 4 wins it will only be sold in extra, extra, extra large.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

It's available only in size Helen Thomas, which is shorthand for extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, really extra large.

1:48 PM  
Blogger Douglas said...

You should market Sisyphus thongs in this style

6:35 AM  

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