Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Top 11+ Ways President Obama Plans to Insult the British During his State Visit

11. Before meeting with the Queen, insist that she produce her birth certificate

10. Demand that the state dinner meet Michelle's nutritional guidelines

9. When signing the guest book, put down July 4, 1776 for the date

8. Insist that his motorcade drive on the right side of the road.

7g. Make snide references that the Brits might want to think about national dental care

7f. Congratulate them as the nation that brought the world Benny Hill

7e. Urinate on Nelson's Column

7d. When quoting Churchill, "accidentally" refer to him as Winston Bin Laden

7c. Knock the tall hats off the heads of Buckingham Palace guards

7b. Snicker like Beavis and Butthead every time someone mentions the crown jewels

7a. Complain about the weather

6. When spotting Kate Middleton, point and say, "hey, what's Snooki doing here"?

5. Express disappointment that seeing Big Ben turned out to have nothing to do with Ben Roethlisberger

4. In every interview, insist that the American version of "The Office" is superior to the British version

3. Every time a Brit says something, repeat it back in a mocking Cockney accent

2. Always refer to David Cameron as David The Congo

1. Loudly sing lyrics to "My Country Tis of Thee" when "God Save the Queen" starts playing



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