Saturday, May 21, 2011

Top 11 New Names For Lake Calhoun

The Minneapolis Parks Board, in a fit of political correctness is considering renaming lake Calhoun. The lake is currently named after Vice President John C. Calhoun, a supporter of slavery. In an attempt to come up with a more politically correct name, we propose:

11. Lake Wellstone

10. Target Lake (it may not be politically correct, but the naming rights may help solve the city's budget woes)

9. Lake Lenin

8. Two Americas Lake

7. Lake Oppression

6. Mauer Lake

5. Lesbian Lake

4. Sharia Lake

3. Diversity Lake

2. Lake Choice

1. Happy To Pay More For A Better Lake



Blogger redsquirrel said...

Lake MinneDishu

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