Top 11 Reasons Donald Trump Decided Not to Run For President
11. Going to devote his time to investigating this faked moon landing thing President Obama mentioned at the White House correspondent's dinner
10. FEC wouldn't let him choose his running-mate via a reality TV show
9. Found out the President makes a lousy 400 grand – and that’s per year, not per episode
8. Didn't think he could compete with the T-Paw campaign juggernaut
7. Didn't want to subject his hair to the intense media scrutiny of a campaign
6. NBC told him that if he ran he would be replaced with Charlie Sheen on Celebrity Apprentice
5. No one at SNL worthy of doing President Trump
4. Was told he wouldn't be able to change name of the White House to the Trump House
3. Afraid Snooki would enter the race and steal the support of his base
2. Just accepted job offer to become Chief Archivist at Hawaii's Bureau of Birth Certificates instead
1. Wanted to spend more time with his ego
10. FEC wouldn't let him choose his running-mate via a reality TV show
9. Found out the President makes a lousy 400 grand – and that’s per year, not per episode
8. Didn't think he could compete with the T-Paw campaign juggernaut
7. Didn't want to subject his hair to the intense media scrutiny of a campaign
6. NBC told him that if he ran he would be replaced with Charlie Sheen on Celebrity Apprentice
5. No one at SNL worthy of doing President Trump
4. Was told he wouldn't be able to change name of the White House to the Trump House
3. Afraid Snooki would enter the race and steal the support of his base
2. Just accepted job offer to become Chief Archivist at Hawaii's Bureau of Birth Certificates instead
1. Wanted to spend more time with his ego
Labels: Top 11
posted by Sisyphus at 5/17/2011 08:12:00 AM
2 Comments:
FEC wouldn't let him choose his running-mate via a reality TV show
That would be the best political show ever if they used the "Wipeout" course.
I'd bet on Allen West.
I wanted to see the Gene Simmons vs. Michael Savage finale.
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