Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Top 11 Reasons That Tiger Woods Was Stepping Out On Elin Nordegren With Rachel Uchitel (among others)

11. Liked the way that Rachel referred to it as "taking out your long iron"

10. Working out with Rachel helped him knock a couple of strokes off his game

9. Rachel laid down for him even easier than Phil Mickelson

8. Elin will no longer polish his club

7. Elin took too many unplayable lies

6. Rachel was eager to work on gripping his putter

5. Elin's rough was too thick for him

4. Rachel promised him a Grand Slam

3. Liked the way that Rachel would scream, "Get in the hole!"

2. Elin had stopped screaming out, "You Da Man!"

1. Tiger doesn't like to play the same hole over and over again

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Tiger sensed it was time to play through.

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