Top 11 Reasons That Tiger Woods Was Stepping Out On Elin Nordegren With Rachel Uchitel (among others)
11. Liked the way that Rachel referred to it as "taking out your long iron"
10. Working out with Rachel helped him knock a couple of strokes off his game
9. Rachel laid down for him even easier than Phil Mickelson
8. Elin will no longer polish his club
7. Elin took too many unplayable lies
6. Rachel was eager to work on gripping his putter
5. Elin's rough was too thick for him
4. Rachel promised him a Grand Slam
3. Liked the way that Rachel would scream, "Get in the hole!"
2. Elin had stopped screaming out, "You Da Man!"
1. Tiger doesn't like to play the same hole over and over again
10. Working out with Rachel helped him knock a couple of strokes off his game
9. Rachel laid down for him even easier than Phil Mickelson
8. Elin will no longer polish his club
7. Elin took too many unplayable lies
6. Rachel was eager to work on gripping his putter
5. Elin's rough was too thick for him
4. Rachel promised him a Grand Slam
3. Liked the way that Rachel would scream, "Get in the hole!"
2. Elin had stopped screaming out, "You Da Man!"
1. Tiger doesn't like to play the same hole over and over again
posted by Misanthropic Frat Boy at 12/02/2009 05:21:00 PM
2 Comments:
Tiger sensed it was time to play through.
I would like to thank the author of this article for contributing such a lovely and mind-opening article.
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