Top 11 Events on the Power Line Cruise

Power Line's Scott Johnson is aboard the National Review cruise in the Caribbean and had this idea to report:

At the conference we talked about the possibility of sponsoring a Power Line cruise of the kind that our friends at National Review and the Weekly Standard undertake.

If any of the following are included on the itinerary, you can sign me up now:

11) Rollicking poolside game of Dunk the Big Trunk

10) Staged readings of back issues of the Claremont Review of Books

9) Three hour pre-game blow out in advance of Everton-West Ham match

8) Nightly singing of Dartmouth fight song

7) White bread tasting event on the Promenade Deck

6) Fattest wallet contest

5) Dan Rather Piñata Party

4) Seminar on how to maintain a blog on a measly $100,000 per year in advertising revenue

3) Panel discussion: "The Strategic Use of Humor to Add Levity to Your Post on The Limits of Wilsonian Democracy Vis A Vis The Platt Amendment

2) Key note speech from John Hinderaker on how the elites are out of touch with the common people

1) Skeet shooting with kittens instead of clay pigeons