Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Top 11 Things John McCain Supporters Did After Voting Today

11. Said a prayer

10. Called their favorite talk radio host to tell them how much they're going to miss them

9. Bought a gun to cling to

8. Stocked up on canned goods for the coming apocalypse

7. Pulled all of their money out of the markets and hid it in under their mattress

6. Turned their thermostat as high or low as they wanted to

5. Put their tax attorneys on speed dial

4. Wistfully mused about how a Michael Dukakis administration really wouldn't have been so bad after all

3. Showered, rinsed with Scope

2. Bought copy of Making Sense Out of Suffering by Peter Kreeft

1. Started drinking


Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Went back to work.

5:30 PM  
Blogger ganderson said...

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9:00 AM  
Blogger ganderson said...

Went out and bought a stripe-y shirt and beret, because we're all Frenchmen now.

9:02 AM  

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