Top 11 Things John McCain Supporters Did After Voting Today
11. Said a prayer
10. Called their favorite talk radio host to tell them how much they're going to miss them
9. Bought a gun to cling to
8. Stocked up on canned goods for the coming apocalypse
7. Pulled all of their money out of the markets and hid it in under their mattress
6. Turned their thermostat as high or low as they wanted to
5. Put their tax attorneys on speed dial
4. Wistfully mused about how a Michael Dukakis administration really wouldn't have been so bad after all
3. Showered, rinsed with Scope
2. Bought copy of Making Sense Out of Suffering by Peter Kreeft
1. Started drinking
10. Called their favorite talk radio host to tell them how much they're going to miss them
9. Bought a gun to cling to
8. Stocked up on canned goods for the coming apocalypse
7. Pulled all of their money out of the markets and hid it in under their mattress
6. Turned their thermostat as high or low as they wanted to
5. Put their tax attorneys on speed dial
4. Wistfully mused about how a Michael Dukakis administration really wouldn't have been so bad after all
3. Showered, rinsed with Scope
2. Bought copy of Making Sense Out of Suffering by Peter Kreeft
1. Started drinking
posted by Misanthropic Frat Boy at 11/04/2008 12:44:00 PM
3 Comments:
Went back to work.
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Went out and bought a stripe-y shirt and beret, because we're all Frenchmen now.
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