Monday, October 13, 2008

Top 11 Things Republicans Really Are Raging About

11. Halliburton stock has tanked

10. Tony Romo injury sinks W's Fantasy Football team

9. Brad Childress still coaching the Vikings

8. Now have to go back to the 1970s to backdate stock options

7. Hugh Hewitt hasn't released a new book for three months

6. Hard to find a good monocle and top hat these days

5. Golf season coming to a close

4. Waiting lists for classes at Dartmouth during students' first two years having a deleterious effect on their ability to later take time time needed for their thesis and research projects

3. Big oil companies not making as much money this quarter

2. Scarlett Johansson refuses to date non-Democrats

1. Newly released Highland Park 40 Year Old Scotch has disappointing finish

7 Comments:

Anonymous DLP Lamps said...

Very interesting.

6:10 PM  
Blogger ganderson said...

Does one drink Highland Park Scotch before playing at Highland Arena; or playing a round at Highland National- oh I guess Republicans don't play at Highland National!

8:27 PM  
Anonymous MFB said...

I've played hockey at Highland Arena and golfed at the Highland course. But the 40 year old Highland Park Scotch goes for $2000 a bottle. Only the real country club Republicans--like the NIGP--can afford to pony up for that.

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

scarlett johanson is not the same since she belives she can sing

1:10 PM  
Anonymous JRoosh said...

Mmmm. Scarlett Johansson. Did you see this?

7:29 PM  
Blogger ganderson said...

Yikes! $2000 a bottle!-I assume it's served in the dining room (or at the caddyshack) of the Town and Country Club? And next time I'm in the TC's I'm available for guest rounds at T & C; I can still spout the yardages from my caddy days...

9:55 AM  
Blogger Bike Bubba said...

$2000 a bottle would be something like $100/shot before the server adds in his profit and costs, wouldn't it?

Yikes.

And who would want Johannson (sp?) when she's admitted that she takes an HIV test twice per year to make sure she's still safe? Do.the.math.

2:30 PM  

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