Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Top 11 Changes At The White House Once the Obama's Move In

11. Kneelers installed in the press briefing room

10. Basketball court replaces squash court

9. Cigarette machines and ash trays added

8. White House thermostat now controlled by UN bureaucrat

7. The portrait of George Washington replaced with a Scarlett Johansson poster

6. Annual White House Easter Egg Hunt renamed "White House Spring Equinox Egg Redistribution"

5. The Green Room converted into the ACORN room

4. The press briefing room turned into Obama souvenir store

3. All visitors forced to give half the wealth in their wallets to person standing behind them.

2. Scale model of Mt. Rushmore in hallway showing plans for adding Obama's face

1. Due to some minor quid pro quo that really isn't worth examining, Tony Rezko now owns half of the White House


Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Lincoln Bedroom becomes the Sharpton Bedroom.

6:35 AM  

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