Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Top 11 Things Barack Obama Supporters Did After Voting Today

11. Felt proud of America for the first time in their lives

10. E-mailed friends in Europe to seek their approval

9. Picked up their cigarettes from ACORN

8. Proposed to their same sex partner

7. Went to the next polling place to vote again

6. Changed their sexual habits based on an expected abortion rich, consequences free environment

5. Patted selves on back saying "Mother was right, I am a good person!"

4. Hit Best Buy to spend some of that wealth spreading coming their way

3. Bought some lottery tickets

2. Planned for career change to new growth industries like government censor or union thug

1. Started drinking


Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Went back to their mother's basement to blog about how hard it is to live Bush's Amerikkka.

5:32 PM  
Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Threw a family member or spiritual advisor or poltical svengali under a nearby bus.

5:33 PM  
Blogger DiscordianStooge said...

I only did number 1, thank you very much!

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And so , the electorate is split in two:
Those who love to drink whiskey, and those who need to learn to love to drink whiskey.

11:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got ready for the Pakistan invasion

2:22 AM  

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