Thursday, November 13, 2008

Other Than Discovering They Were Simply Paid Shills For The Democrats, Top 11 Revelations That Have Shocked Minnesota Independent Reporters This Week

11. There is no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy

10. The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides

9. Bears crap in the woods

8. You can't earn a living through blogging

7. It's hard to attract advertisers while advocating for socialist revolution

6. The Pope wears a funny hat

5. Ramen noodles make a cheap meal

4. People won't buy milk if the cow is giving it away for free

3. Brad Childress' offense is not "kick ass"

2. Billionaire currency manipulators sometimes lie

1. Being unemployed sucks

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Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Water is wet.

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