Friday, October 12, 2007

Top 11 Awards Al Gore Is Going To Win Next

Oh great, Al Gore has won another award. At least this time it’s only the Nobel Peace Prize which has been a joke for years now. I can absolutely guarantee that Al Gore will never win the prestigious Rock Solid in the Bologosphere Award, but unfortunately, I can make no such guarantee for other awards. Here are the top 11 awards that Al Gore will win next:

11. Adult Film Award for Best Male Performance in the X-rated version “An Indecent Truth”

10. Grammy Award for Best Rap Record, “It’s Hard out Here for a Climate Pimp”

9. Dickin Medal

8. The Lady Byng Memorial Trophy

7. Miss Teen South Carolina

6. Thorarinsson Medal for Volcanology

5. Friends of Lulu Award

4. Mark Twain Prize for American Humor

3. All-America City Award

2. Pipe Smoker of the Year

1. Order of Lenin


Anonymous john f not kerry said...

The Red Badge of Courage

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Gene said...

As an occasional pipe smoker and contemplative, reasonable person, please reconsider item 2. Suggest, FORMER TOBACCO GROWER OF THE YEAR.

12:06 PM  
Anonymous CBG said...

First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Susan Lucci said...

Daytime Emmy

3:43 PM  
Anonymous catfight said...

A Tony for Scarsdale surprise!

3:47 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

The Pillsbury Bake-Off, of course

7:25 PM  

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