Top 11 Awards Al Gore Is Going To Win Next
Oh great, Al Gore has won another award. At least this time it’s only the Nobel Peace Prize which has been a joke for years now. I can absolutely guarantee that Al Gore will never win the prestigious Rock Solid in the Bologosphere Award, but unfortunately, I can make no such guarantee for other awards. Here are the top 11 awards that Al Gore will win next:
10. Grammy Award for Best Rap Record, “It’s Hard out Here for a Climate Pimp”
9. Dickin Medal
8. The Lady Byng Memorial Trophy
7. Miss Teen South Carolina
6. Thorarinsson Medal for Volcanology
posted by Sisyphus at 10/12/2007 08:09:00 AM
6 Comments:
The Red Badge of Courage
As an occasional pipe smoker and contemplative, reasonable person, please reconsider item 2. Suggest, FORMER TOBACCO GROWER OF THE YEAR.
First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
Daytime Emmy
A Tony for Scarsdale surprise!
The Pillsbury Bake-Off, of course
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