Monday, November 27, 2006

Top 11 Irreconcilable Differences Between Kid Rock & Pamela Anderson

11. Couldn't agree on where to hold their fourth wedding ceremony

10. She's a believer in consequentialism and he deontology

9. Kid Rock kept bogarting the weed

8. Kid Rock found out Hepatitis C is not a reference to cup size

7. He likes potato, she likes potahto

6. Kid Rock was tired of being told that he didn't "measure up"

5. Kid Rock found out that Pamela was once on a show with David Hasselhof

4. Kid insisted that Pamela choose one breast size and stick with it

3. Pamela thought she was marrying the guy from the movie "8 Mile"

2. Couldn't agree which country they should adopt their African baby from

1. Pamela refused to breast feed Kid Rock's new midget


Blogger LearnedFoot said...

I'd just like everyone to know that I am just sick about calling Sisyphus a "polack" 88 times today. Please have Ms. Allred relay my deepest regret to Sisyphus.

Thank you.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Kosmo Cramer said...

Who let that dago in here anyway?

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Socal Bill said...

12. From Pam,...uhhh not big enough
This might be No 1

2:56 AM  

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