Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Top 11 Predictions Made By Flash

Flash, the proprietor of blog Lefticity, has released
his prediction that Judi Dutcher will be the Dem nominee to take on ol' Nahm in 2008.

After we stopped laughing and dried our eyes, we put together a list of a few of his other predictions.

11. Fellow centrist Fidel Castro will win the Nobel Peace Prize

10. Hugh Hewitt will do fifteen hours of live radio in a week

09. Mitch Berg will begin bathing on a semi-regular basis

08. Garrison Keillor will make someone under 60 laugh

07. Tim O'Brien of the Star Tribune will win a Pulitzer Prize for the Blog House

06. Brad Johnson will lead the NFL this year in quarterback rating, touchdowns and completions

05. Sisyphus will bang Mary Katharine Ham

04. Saint Paul will convert to the one, true Episcopalian church

03. Mitch Berg will not engage in outrageous "hyperbole" to portray himself as a modern renaissance man

02. Learned Foot will not offer to shamelessly shill-blog for unelectable candidates

01. Andy Apilkowski will replace Ron Carey as GOP state chair


Anonymous Juan Balboa said...

one, true Episcopalian church

You mean, that church that's slightly to the right of most American Catholic parishes?

12:21 AM  
Anonymous Jose Blow said...

No, he means the one slightly to the right of ACT UP.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Tim O'Brien said...

Why can't we all just get along?

4:35 PM  

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