Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Top 11 Things That John Hinderaker & Garrison Keillor Have In Common

11. Both of them fly first class from Minneapolis to New York

10. Both willing to shill just about anything if the price is right

9. Both engage in bitter, paranoid political commentary

8. Neither man afraid to drop the F bomb if events warrant

7. Both were communists at one point in their lives

6. Both aching for more of those upper-class Bush tax cuts

5. Both have a hard time finding good household help

4. Both have terrible singing voices

3. Neither man is particularly funny

2. Both have fond memories of the Eisenhower era

1. Both treat their radio show sidekicks with contempt


Anonymous Diamond Dog said...

This list had me ripping a gut all throughout until number 1.
That one hurt.
I don't think John is cruel. He's just misunderstood.
In any case, does it matter? I doubt it. Genius loves a bad boy.
Not that Hinderaker is either of those two.

8:50 PM  

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