Monday, November 27, 2006

Breaking News: We Have the Third Celebrity Break-Up

Since celebrity breakups seem to come in threes, we here at NIGP have been on the edge of our seats waiting for the final shoe to drop ever since Britney dumped K-Fed on the heels of the Reese Witherspoon – Ryan Philippe divorce.

TomKat, BrAngelina, and Beniffer can all breathe a sigh of relief – at least for now. We have the third breakup: Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock after less than four months of marriage (they had not one, not two, but three wedding ceremonies last summer).

I for one thought that PamKid were going to make it. I guess this disproves the notion that the more wedding ceremonies you have, the more likely it is that your relationship is going to work out. Maybe the advocates of gay marriage will learn a lesson from PamKid and realize that a marriage ceremony does not guarantee a lasting relationship.


Anonymous john f not kerry said...

I think you have something there, whether it's in the celebrity world or the real world. Extravagant weddings have become just another way to outdo the other guys, instead of actually committing to someone else for life. I think there must be some inverse proportionality with the size of the wedding and the length of the marriage, unless you are Britney in Vegas with an old friend.

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