Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Top 11 Reasons The Patriot Insider Is Off The Air

11. Mitch Berg demanded a change to the Saturday schedule as he got season tickets to an experimental theater troupe whose productions get underway Saturdays at 2:30 PM.

10. Station realized they could make more money selling blocks of time to Matthew Lesko

9. Since Mark Yost became a published author, he now wants to be paid to do the show

8. Radio master Dwight Rabuse wants his time slot back

7. Afraid that a State Fair appearance by the dapper Mr. Yost would make the NARN boys look like slobs

6. Ran out of wacko fringe candidates to interview

5. Yost fled the Twin Cities in search of a decent corned beef sandwich

4. Management heard a rumor that Sarah Dady might be guest hosting again

3. Scientologist leaders heard the 10:30 segment last week

2. It's hard to put up numbers when the competition is "In The Zone" featuring Trent Tucker

1. Management feared the Nihilist had driven all the listeners away from the station forever

4 Comments:

Blogger Fuzzy Nietzsche said...

Michael Savage was complaining that the show following his was too hate-filled and rancorous.

2:55 PM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

The FCC wouldn't allow them to risk another "Radio Perfect Storm" of the Nihilist, JB Doubtless, and Swiftee.

3:05 PM  
Blogger LearnedFoot said...

Does this mean that I will never realize my dream of being featured on the "Meet the Blogger" segment?

3:08 PM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

Station management afraid that Mike Hatch would pursue investigation against the station for false advertising for its "Always Right" slogan.

3:22 PM  

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