Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Norm!!!!

I hope I'm this spry when I'm in my 80's:

The 81-year-old father of U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman was cited for lewd conduct and indecent exposure Tuesday for allegedly having sex in a vehicle with a 38-year-old woman, according to police reports.

I know a lot of liberals will suggest that it's hypocritical that people like me, who ripped Bill Clinton's sexploits find the elder Coleman's to be humorous. In order to help them understand, I present top 11 reasons the Coleman affair is different from the Clinton affair:

11. The elder Coleman is literally a veteran of the Battle of the Bulge (pun intended).

10. Getting a little action should be considered "Good for St. Paul."

9. Any man who can shag a (legal age) woman 43 years his junior deserves some respect.

8. The elder Coleman proved he was the smartest man the Senator knows by finding a sure fire way to get chicks regardless of his age.

7. The elder Coleman lied to the woman (he must have), not a grand jury.

6. It is reassuring to know there are still some upstanding local women.

5. By all accounts, the woman has more class than Monica Lewinski.

4. The woman couldn't possibly be as beefy or hideous as Hillary.

3. Republicans are always good and Democrats are always bad (just kidding, sort of).

2. The elder Coleman violated a Honda Accord, not the Oval Office.

1. An Arkansas state trooper didn't force Coleman's partner to be there.

5 Comments:

Blogger Chad The Elder said...

I thought Coleman opposed drilling in pristine wilderness areas.

10:26 AM  
Blogger Jordan said...

Chad,
That is one of the few times that a comment is even funnier than the post.
Good one. I'm still laughing.

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Surly Dave said...

43 years old and doing some old guy in a car outside a pizza joint? "Pristine" doesn't come to mind

5:31 PM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

Thanks Jo.

She was only thirty-eight Surly. Although you're probably right that the area had previously been heavily strip mined and was now nothing but scrub brush.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous David said...

It wasn't Coleman, it was Viagra

1:16 PM  

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