Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Top 11 Ways That Hugh Hewitt Is Coping With The California Heat Wave

11. Doing the radio show from the wading pool in his back yard.

10. Klondike bars. Cases of Klondike bars.

9. Keeping the freezer door open at home, despite protests from TFMH.

8. Asking for extra ice in his wine spritzers.

7. Whenever he starts overheating, he thinks about his Big Snowmobile Adventure.

6. Temporarily putting aside the Cheetos in favor of Hostess Sno Balls.

5. Hired another intern to fan him in the studio.

4. Asking people if it is hot enough for them.

3. Cool sponge baths from Erwin Chemerinsky.

2. Enjoying an ice cold Michelob ULTRA at a beachside bar while Duane replays hour 1 of the show.

1. He's boldly started rolling up his Dockers above the ankle.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Socal Bill said...

12. Realizes as hot as it is in California, it's better than living in Minnesota.

11:12 PM  

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