Friday, July 07, 2006

The Top 11 Events That "The Hoff" Has Been Barred from Attending Because He Was Steaming Drunk

11. Wimbeldon

10. Last Friday's comic book swap at Jasperwood with Hugh Hewitt

9. His weekly scrapbooking club

8. The Yearly Kos Convention in Las Vegas

7. His weekly bikini waxing

6. Prairie Home Companion taping

5. Defensive shaving class

4. Scheduled interview for "I love the '90s" segment

3. The red carpet premier of "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie"

2. The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series at Talladega

1. Scotch Tasting Night at Keegan's Irish Pub


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