11. ALL THE NEWS THAT EVERYONE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT ANYWAY 10. ABOVE THE LAW SINCE 1789
9. IF YOU ARE A TERRORIST PLEASE DON’T READ THIS
8. LIKE DAILY KOS WITHOUT THE F-WORD
7. SOMEONE PLEASE GO ON A DATE WITH MAUREEN DOWD BEFORE SHE DRIVES US ALL TOTALLY NUTS
6. AT LEAST WE’RE NOT SUBSIDIZED BY THE TAX PAYER LIKE NPR AND THE C.I.A.
5. HEY, WE COMFORT THE AFFLICTED AND YOU’VE GOT TO ADMIT THAT AL-QAEDA IS PRETTY AFFLICTED
4. HEY, WE AFFLICT THE COMFORTABLE AND YOU’VE GOT TO ADMIT THAT AMERICA IS PRETTY COMFORTABLE
3. IT’S MEAN AND HURTS OUR FEELINGS WHEN WE ARE CALLED AL-NEW YORK TIMES
2. AT LEAST WE DON’T GAMBLE OR TAKE VIAGRA LIKE CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE WE COULD MENTION
1. FOR EVERY CANCELLED SUBSCRIPTION WE’RE GIVING TWO FREE ONES TO AL-QAEDA
3 Comments:
thanks, I just spit my drink on my screen!
Mets suck, Yankees rule...yeah like we give a crap about national defense!
Wow, conservative politics and golf! Give me a minute to cross-link your blog.
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