Friday, June 30, 2006

Drink Endangerment

JB Doubtless has finally crossed the line. No right thinking person could possibly defend his mixing a drink while holding his son in one hand. For God’s sake, set the kid down for two minutes and concentrate on mixing the drink. The kid will survive just fine with two minutes less father-son bonding time. If he must participate in the process, put him in one of those jumpy things with the shaker.

Notice that first JB’s right hand is over the diaper and then the left. Perhaps the real reason chicks dig “JB’s Dame Drink” is not the frou-frou ingredients, but the slight insouciance of diaper which appeals to their maternal instincts.


Blogger King said...

Look, it's not like he held the kid out the window with one hand while shaking the martini in the other...

6:47 PM  
Blogger AST said...

Off Topic:

I just wanted to compliment you on the Keillor Kwote at the top. I used to enjoy his program, but now that I know what a hairy-backed hypocrite he is, and the depth to which he has drunk the MoveOn/Kos Koolaid, albeit before either of those came on the scene, I can no longer enjoy his Lake Wobegone shtick, since he has nothing but real contempt and hatred for those people he has used to make himself wealthy and famous. I don't know any Republican who would describe the Democratic party in such terms, although lately they seem to have decided that stereotypes like this, but on the Berkeley Liberal side of the scale, are the only ones who matter.

Can you imagine him becoming so popular if he were telling stories of his boyhood in Beverly Hills?

8:54 PM  

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