Memo To Angelina Jolie: Not All African Nations Are The Same

Angelina Jolie has revealed that one of the reasons she chose to give birth in Namibia, is that she wanted to take the daughter she adopted from Ethiopia back to Africa. This would be an admirable thought except for one thing: NAMIBIA IS NOTHING LIKE ETHIOPIA. Ethiopia is a mountainous plateau with lakes and rivers. Namibia is a desert. This makes about as much sense as adopting a kid from Nova Scotia and taking her to Mexico because you want to take her back to North America.

The American educational system is clearly failing our future celebrities.