Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Top 11 Subjects For The Nihilist When He Hosts The Patriot Insider This Saturday From 9am-11am

11. His greatest fantasy football team ever

10. How to get your own radio show with zero experience or training in broadcasting

9. Two-for-one dining: only saps pay for each entrée

8. The merits of abandoning team loyalty for money

7. His wife's grocery list for the week

6. How to use your radio show to personally enrich yourself

5. Tipping: The hidden tax that you don't have to pay

4. Why City Pages is the best publication in the Twin Cities

3. Hole by hole recap of his last four golf outings

2. Rousing discussion of maximizing short-term shareholder value through accounting techniques with very special guest Ken Lay (live from Leevenworth)

1. Have you ever notice how much Ruthie from the Real World Hawaii looks like Tiger Woods?

NIHILIST ADDS:
Judge for yourself:

4 Comments:

Blogger Douglas said...

I wanna host the Patriot Insider some Saturday!

7:58 AM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

You think just anyone can step in and host a talk radio show in a major market like the Twin Cities, Douglas?

In this case the answer is, yes anyone can! We'll put you on the sub list with The Nihilist, Sarah Dady, and that homeless guy who sleeps in the dumpster by the studio.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you're on the radio Saturday, you should phone Mary Katharine Ham and tell her that she's hot.

11:53 PM  
Blogger Pogo said...

Actually, that is a photo of Tiger Woods. He got real drunk on this one MTV show and never so much as hit a bucket of balls...probably too toasted, I guess.

But why exactly people kept yelling "Ruthie" when he was around, I'll never know. Some drinking lingo, I'll bet, like shouting, "chug, chug" or something mebbe.

7:01 AM  

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