Thursday, July 13, 2006

Top 11 Changes At Fraterslibertas

Apparently Fraterslibertas is undergoing a diversity push. There are other changes afoot too. Here are the Top 11:

11. In depth series of posts on pros/cons of tampons vs. pads

10. Occasional days with no posting because the staff is having a good cry

09. Juicy Juice vs. Capri Sun debate will be ended once and for good

08. Elder will cancel his subscription to the WSJ and replace it with US Weekly

07. Beer ratings removed and replaced with non-alcoholic sparkling grape juice ratings

06. Background now rainbow

05. Mandatory Monday meetings now held to discuss their feelings

04. Kathy Rigby named patron saint of blog

03. Oodles of posts about being worried about looking fat

02. "Simpsons" and "Seinfeld" references replaced by "Will & Grace" and "Mad About You" references

01. Atomizer no longer considered "the girliest Frater"

SISYPHUS ADDS: The results are in as to our reader’s opinion on the identity of new Fraters Libertas contributor “la bimba”. By a narrow margin (35%-30%) Paris Hilton edges the feminine side of JB Doubtless. Katie from Yucky Salad with Bones came in a distant third, so she is probably not “la bimba”.

2 Comments:

Blogger Leo Pusateri said...

Will "La Bimba" do to the Fraters what Yoko did to the Beatles?

10:26 AM  
Blogger THE WARRIOR MONK said...

I think Atomizer is still the girliest. Not only has he never blinded a man, he's never eaten a whole brownie.

5:04 PM  

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