Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Something We All Can Agree On

In the game of life, there are certain situations without winners. Nuclear war, as Ronald Reagan put it, "cannot be won and must never be fought."

The concept of hell is so horrific that no one could ever want to experience it.

And the television show "The View" is so unwatchable in its horror that it ranks right up there as something humanity should never experience.

That's why in a bipartisan poll, 87% of NIGP readers said they didn't care who was at fault in "The View" feud between Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell. A supermajority of our readers just want the entire cast slaughtered like pigs.

Normally I wouldn't endorse senseless violence, but this is "The View" that we're talking about. Like going back in time to drown baby Hitler in a bathtub, we know that the elimination of "The View" would benefit humanity. And that's not me talking, that's 87% of our readers.

1 Comments:

Anonymous John F Not Kerry said...

Mr Nihilist,

I agree on everything except we should keep Elizabeth. She is one of us. She even made it to jerseygop.com's conservative babe of the week a couple of years ago. And, she's young enough to shake off any ill effects from her tenure on the show.

9:26 PM  

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