Monday, May 01, 2006

Top 11 Things That Will Be Not Different During The "Day Without Immigrants"

Today is the "Day Without Immigrants." Some things will be noticeably different today. Here are the top 11 things that won't.

11. Shakira will still shake her butt

10. Comedy Central will air the same episode of "The Mind Of Mencia" that they have been showing every day for the last month

9. No one will pull the weeds out of my garden

8. Arnold Schwarzenegger will continue to butcher the pronunciation of "California"

7. Illegal aliens will continue to receive government services

6. Taco Bell restaurants will remain open (we're not sure about Chipotle)

5. The Minnesota Twins still will hit worse than any other team in baseball

4. Carona will still require lime to cover up the lack of taste

3. Cock fights will continue to take place in seedier neighborhoods of Los Angeles

2. Eva Longoria will remain overexposed (unfortunately that's merely from a publicity standpoint)

1. The southern US border will remain porous


Blogger Leo Pusateri said...

You've been tagged.

11:18 PM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

I believe that you mean Corona. I guess this is what happens when you don't have editors and gatekeepers.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Nordeaster said...

It seemed to me that traffic moved very well this morning considering the weather.

Something to do with fewer illegals on the road on the road or coincidence?

12:03 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Could anyone pull weed out of your garden?

8:35 PM  

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