Stupid Pink

Today on Part 1 of the Northern Alliance Radio Network the boys played the new Pink song that chastises George W. Bush as an evil hate-monger. They fisked her new single called, "Mr. President." Always one up on them, we have come up with a parody of Pink's more popular "Stupid Girls."

Stupid Pink, stupid Pink, stupid Pink
Thank God I don't think like that, logic would kick my ass
whiney silly Bush hating girl, Pink is just a stupid girl

Watch her new video, there's no sense there
Make me laugh out loud her brain's so impaired
Looking for George Bush to shoulder more blame
(She's a shame)
Pink's got a bad song called "Mr. President"
She ought to take her money and buy herself some sense
Watching a Pink video is a major pain
With her not-so-hot body and her teeny-weeny brain
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if she sings like that, the left will have her back
Did you even finish high-school girl? Pink, you're just a stupid girl
How can she sing like that, damn her lyrics are crap
Her music's worse than rap, Pink is just a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Her brain damage is growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
Her lyrics show that she's going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad I don't have to listen
That will never be me
She should be an outcast, hey people with talent
That's what I wanna see
She's a disasters
Her listeners despair
She screams that George Bush
Will **** up everything everywhere

Maybe if she sings like that, the left will have her back
Did you even finish high school girl, Pink is just a stupid girl
How can she sing like that? Damn her lyrics are crap
Her music's worse than rap, Pink is just a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally listened to the Pink CD
That was so not too smart, no
This song's called Mr. President
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SERIOUS

(You can's sing, you can't sing, you can't sing)
(You're brainless, brainless, brainless)
Pink you are a real dumb girl, songs with a message girl
Man your music sucks it girl, stupid girl!
Pink you are a real dumb girl, songs with a message girl
Man your music sucks it girl, stupid girl!

Maybe if she sings like that, the left will have her back
Your music is pure crap, stupid girl!

Maybe if she sings like that, the left will have her back
Did you finish high school girl, Pink is just a stupid girl
How can she sing like that, damn her music is crap
Her music's worse than rap, Pink is just a stupid girl