Who Wants To Marry A Blogger?
The MOB is always awash with news. This year the big news is that blogging icon Brian "St. Paul" Ward is getting hitched. Apparently, Rachel Irene won the battle royal, tossing a dozen other suitors over the top rope to win Brian's coveted wedding ring. If Wally Karbo were still alive I'm sure he would comment, "There's going to be fines and suspensions!"
But seriously folks, we offer our most sincere congratulations to Rachel and Brian!
Learned Foot took it upon himself to conduct a poll in order to determine the next most eligible MOB bachelor. While we think this is a worthy goal, Foot's poll was terribly flawed. Evidence of this flaw is the fact that Andy Aplikowski won, narrowly defeating our own Sisyphus. Further evidence is the fact that Atomizer's liver finished second place despite the fact that it is indeed married.
So we are conducting a real poll to see who the most eligible bachelors are. Ladies, who is the man you love? Guys, who would you want to date your sister, or your daughter if you are Craig Westover's age? Let's meet the contenders:
Andy is fresh off of a victory in the KAR poll. He blogs at Residual Forces and Kennedy Versus the Machine.
Mitch Berg is known to all MOBsters, which probably dooms his chances of winning. Mitch blogs at Shot in the Dark and is the host of Part II of the Northern Alliance Radio Network.
Pinkmonkeybird is a bit of a mystery man. His hobbies include biking and listening to David Bowie CDs. He is a natty dresser and can occasionally be seen in lederhosen.
Kevin Ecker is unique to the rest of this bunch, in that he is the only one with more hair than my three month old. He's a bit of a heartbreaker himself as the MAWB squad gals tried to make him their love slave before they all quit blogging.
Those are our bachelors. Have at 'em ladies!
But seriously folks, we offer our most sincere congratulations to Rachel and Brian!
Learned Foot took it upon himself to conduct a poll in order to determine the next most eligible MOB bachelor. While we think this is a worthy goal, Foot's poll was terribly flawed. Evidence of this flaw is the fact that Andy Aplikowski won, narrowly defeating our own Sisyphus. Further evidence is the fact that Atomizer's liver finished second place despite the fact that it is indeed married.
So we are conducting a real poll to see who the most eligible bachelors are. Ladies, who is the man you love? Guys, who would you want to date your sister, or your daughter if you are Craig Westover's age? Let's meet the contenders:
Andy is fresh off of a victory in the KAR poll. He blogs at Residual Forces and Kennedy Versus the Machine.
Mitch Berg is known to all MOBsters, which probably dooms his chances of winning. Mitch blogs at Shot in the Dark and is the host of Part II of the Northern Alliance Radio Network.
Pinkmonkeybird is a bit of a mystery man. His hobbies include biking and listening to David Bowie CDs. He is a natty dresser and can occasionally be seen in lederhosen.
Kevin Ecker is unique to the rest of this bunch, in that he is the only one with more hair than my three month old. He's a bit of a heartbreaker himself as the MAWB squad gals tried to make him their love slave before they all quit blogging.
Those are our bachelors. Have at 'em ladies!
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 4/22/2006 09:05:00 AM
6 Comments:
Atomizer's liver is married or marinated?
My liver is married, marinated and magnificent.
hey--ya gotta add Ben Worley in the mix, too..
Ben already lost in Foot's poll. This poll is for those who haven't lost in another poll yet.
Mitch is also, ahem, off the market.
whoo hoo! Way to go Mitch! You've made these other guys look even more pathetic!
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